Latest Steps to Recover from Surface Pro 3 9/29 Firmware BSOD Boot Loop

 

If you are caught in the looping BSOD boot loop, the latest from Microsoft on fixes to try (in order) are posted at http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/surface/forum/surfpro3-surfusingwin10/repeated-bsod-after-firmware-update-surface-pro-3/529a1da2-3657-43f9-9af1-81c183650ce4?page=7&msgId=f76680cd-ee75-41a7-a1e4-38ffe3ac6b72

This fix has undergone several iterations. For convenience, here’s a capture of the latest version of instructions:

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